Bunny Fawn Knutsen, was born and raised in Moorhead Minnesota. By the time she reached adulthood, she outgrew the family’s farm cocoon and ran away to the city of angels. Consequently, it didn’t take too long for Bunny to tie the knot with a supposed overachiever who in fact was half a century her senior and had lost the use of his legs in the Korean war. But once again, and shortly after, Bunny couldn’t help but escape her new golden cage. Later, she would be known as a young trophy wife who was featured in a number of adult films produced by the wealthy pornographer Jackie Treehorn. At the time, the famous producer resided in an architectural masterpiece designed by John Lautner, referred to as the “Goldstein House” which today has been gifted to LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art)
Following Bunny’s repeated eclipses, her loving father engaged brother shamus, a private investigator going by the name of Da Fino, who spent weeks looking for the young escapee in and around Los Angeles. The caring parents had given him a photo of the family farm where Bunny was raised hoping that looking at it would make her homesick. The young starlet never had the chance to see that image. As this wasn’t enough, the Knutsens commissioned an extraordinarily ambitious project which would elevate Bunny’s childhood farm to another dimension, transcending the sour realities of her present life, with the hopes of eventually drawing her back to her roots.
Father Knutsen spared no efforts to materialize his will to raise Bunny’s farm high up in the sky even if that meant transgressing the laws of Newtonian Physics. For this, he resorted to a darn simple equation which has been widely used to propel passenger balloons in altitude. It is known to everyone that one cubic meter of helium can lift 1 kg upward. This means that the 150 m diameter circular plateau on which the farm, with all its dead weight including Bunny’s truck, the kettle and all the expected live load could be potentially lifted by a considerable and quantifiable volume of helium. Consequently, a mineral looking assemblage of tensile balloons that hold over 700 thousand cubic meters of helium is placed under the plateau resulting in the desired upward lift. The plateau can be moved back down by a mechanical process through cables that connect its periphery to the ground. Bunny’s farm can resist reasonable wind forces and remain geostationary thanks to peripheral turbines that are activated by off the shelf and commercially available autopilot technology.
Regardless of all efforts, Bunny never made it back to Moorhead Minnesota.
She died from a cocaine overdose shortly after...